I have sensed that all the bad news on the economic and political fronts and the outrage over Obama Care has created a need for us to take a break and just have a good ole LAUGH! To that end, I am throwing in my recipe for making Leftists Squeal like stuck pigs!
When you are feeling low, when you are overwhelmed about where Obama-Pelosi-Reid are taking our Country, just get out the list of words, find a Liberal , shouldn't be hard now as they have slithered and creeped out of the woodwork since Obama's election, and start hurling them in their direction. The sight of these arrogant fools jumping around squeeling, grunting ,smoke comming from their snouts, you will double up with side splitting laughter! All your cares will melt away and you will be refreshed and revitalized.
Here are some of the words/phrases you can use, all gaurenteed to cause untold misery and squeeling to any Liberal within ear shot. Try it!
- There IS a GOD!
- "The FOOL has said in his heart there is no God."
- Jesus really DID rise from the dead.
- Marriage WAS established by GOD to unite a MAN and WOMAN, not a man and man, woman and woman, man and his goat (sorry, all you Osamas, no goat).
- MAN MADE global warming is a scam that makes madoff look like a choior boy.
- Al "Gas Bag" Gore is the pied piper of Scamin.
- Liberal talk radio fails because it sucks.
-Conservative talk radio succeeds because it is informative, entertaining and it does NOT suck!
-Chris "tingle legs" Mathews, Keith "Aint got no ratings" Olberman and that woman...Madoff? MadDOG?? oh yes, Madow, are the reasons Liberal cable News has failed.
- The American Auto Industry was destroyed by the UAW and now Obama has given the remnants to the very same Unions.
- Our education system was ruined in last 40 years by the teacher's unions.
- Political correctness is a crock of bull!
- Man WILL be judged for his lifestyle choices!
- There is a RIGHT and WRONG!
- Here is a real good one that always gets the loudest squeals out of any lib:
The CONSTITUTION is NOT a "living document"
There is only ONE WAY to change the CONSTITUTION, by AMENDING IT!!!!
- Our enemy is RADICAL ISLAM and RADICAL I S L A M I C TERRORISTS!
- If only 1 percent of muslims agree with Osama bin whatever, that is 100,000,000 who hate and want to destroy us and our civilization. read this real slow: ONE HUNDRED MILLION!
I was going to add more but i am sure you have your own phrases that will equally bring yelps and squeals to any lib, so i don't want to spoil your fun!
Liberals react to Religion as Vampires to LIGHT: The two can not co-exist in the same place. Libs can, in the darkness of their own closed ideas and misguided beliefs, pretend they are enlighted, educated, politically correct, but turn on the light of truth - shine the light of the WORD OF GOD in their dens and watch them slither and scurry looking for a hole to hide in!
Liberals can not succeed in the free market place of ideas, this is why they try to stiffle any desent. keep at them with words that will break them down, wear them out. They hope against hope conservatives will not be able to keep up the anti-incumbant intensity all the way till november. they are wrong. to paraphrase Ronald Reagan. we WIN they LOOSE!!
Get comfy, have a drink and some snacks handy and start throwing these and like words at any and all libs and enjoy the show that is sure to follow!!!! Let me know your favorite barbs to set a lib's head spinning! LOL
And That's MY VIEW FROM THE RIGHT