Posted by
Kevin on Sunday, July 27, 2008 9:17:55 AM
I had this dream last night (I need to get a life, don't I?) and in the dream Barack Obama has agreed to be on Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor. It went something like this:
O"Reilly: Tonight We have for the entire hour, Sen. Barack Obama, the presumptive Democrat mominee for President.The Senator has been described by his supportors and Media types like Chris Mathews as one of the great communicators and orators of our time, so I look forward to hearing his un-scripted, un-rehearsed response to my questions which he has not been given in advance. Senator, welcome to The Factor.
Obama : Uh , er...duh..ummm...ah
O'Reilly : OK! Well, lets get to something a little less complicated. You have based your campaign on two themes, Hope and Change. Just what do you mean, what is this hope and change?? I don't get it.
Obama: UM Well, you know, Bill, Its really, like you know, ..easy. If ya have enough hope it will, er, lead like, tuh ,well, change.. My supporters in the primaries understood, ya know, um...this.
O'Reilly: What kind of answer is that? This IS the no spin zone! Lets get more specific here, ok, Senator?
Obama : Duh sure, Bill, I intend tuh.
O'Reilly: Lets get to something I know is on the minds of The Factor viewers. Can you tell us why, even after going to Iraq, you can't say at least that the surge has worked?
Obama: Er..um,,well..As I have said many times.. duh...that the surge could not work and would not um like reduce the, er violence....
O'Reilly, interrupting: Wait! Any one can tell the surge worked, General Petreus was brilliant!! Everyone knows what a great job our t troops have done this past year..
Obama : Duh, Um thats right, er Bill, um..the troops, we all like, support the troops, and um thats why I want them , you know, ah, like, out..
O'Reilly: Senator, you have said NOTHING so far, what gives? The folk deserve answers from someone who may be the next President!
I want answers here, Senator.
Obama : Umm , well Bill, I won't sit here and be subject to these attacks!. Er...ah..you people at Fox, you know..you..um.you twist things..like..
O'Reilly: OK! Thats it!.. Who booked this Clown? Senator, we're going to wrap this up. Say Good Night to the folks, Senator.
Obama : Ah....Er..
O'Reilly : Geeeezz!!!!