Posted by
Kevin Herrick on Friday, September 19, 2008 3:16:05 PM
The phone rings...and rings...
Obama: Hello, Hillary? its uh, um...duh
Hillary: yeah Barack, I know its you, do you know it is 3AM??
Obama: Um Well, ah yes, but ya know, ya said you are good with 3AM emergency calls...Look, I got a big one...
Hillary: yeah, its your campaign. I TOLD you so!. Me and Bill, we could have helped you. You didnt listen. You wanted it your way. Well you got it! You on ya own!. You didn't want me as VP, so you pick that Clown, Biden, with foot in mouth disease all over the place, trying to raise up paraplegic State Senators, and saying I would have been a better choice, which of course everyone knew except YOU, and now he spills the beans about our plans to raise taxes with this patriotism = more taxes crap that has everyone questioning your motives and his sanity!
Obama: Ah, right, but I also got this Palin thing, um, ya know, she like, has energized the Republicans and even ole man McCain. He was supposed tuh sleep through duh whole election and now look!! he is everywhere! Talkin..um..jumpin all over duh stage, tellin folk what I REALLY going tuh do if elected, its just not, ya know, duh...fair.
Hillary: Whats with the um and duh..and tuh bull, Barack? Where's your dam teleprompter? Hell, you even took it to that rodeo last week!
Obama, AH,..its like...gettin fixed.. ya see, this cowboy, um,, his boot,,,never mind...anyway, what I do now, Hil? Ya gotta help me, ya hear?? I mean..I...HELP!
Hillary: Pull your self together, man! get a grip! Look it may be too late. You are stuck with Joey the Clown. and Palin? She could be a tough one..reminds me of me a bit...strong, extremly smart...NOT like you, Barack!
Obama: Bu..bu...BUT Hil! What I gonna do?? I mean..Soros, MoveOn.org, Kos, That Huffington broad, those NOW harpies, Al Sharpton...They all gonna be like, um...ah..mad.
Hillary: Too bad Barack, you should have thought of that before this Biden fiasco...Look! tell him to keep his mouth shut, no one cares what he thinks any way, and as for that Palin woman...well..maybe nothing you can do. We tried dirt and didnt stick..We tried inexperience but you have less. She is going to be tough, and the old man? You let him wake up. Bad move. An awake, engaged, energized John McCain is going to make you look like the stuffed suit you are.
Obama: But I tried Hil, REALLY, I, like...ah...tried. This is HARD! It wasn't supposed tuh be this hard...
Hillary: Yeah I know what you mean, I thought, knock off that Biden, and Breck Girl, and that big eared kid with no experience and I'd be home free. Well! Look at me now!. Now its your turn Barack..see how it feels??? HUH? Go ask Michele what you should do, or better yet call that witch, Nancy Pelosi, grovel to her! I need my sleep. I got lots of work to do once you blow this to prepare for 2012.
Hillary: Good night, Barack.
Obama: BUT..um..Wait...like..plea...
Hillary: CLICK