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ITS HALLOWEEN IN D.C! ALL TRICKS NO TREATS!

 
Halloween and Washington is ready! Nancy Pelosi going out as her self, that is scary enough! Joey THE CLOWN Biden will go rolling up the street with both feet in his mouth. Bawney Fwank dressing up as Nancy Pelosi. Al GAS BAG GORE will ride a hot air balloon held up only by the HOT AIR from his own "global warming" speeches.Chuckie Schmuckie Cheese Schumer going as a TV camera. Dingy Harry Reid going out disguised as a real statesman. Al Sharpton going as Jesse Jackson. Jackson going as Al Sharpton. Hillary pretending to be a real Secratary of State! Senate Candidate Gov. Charlie Crist going as a CONSERVATIVE Republican! The entire House of Representatives disguised as something relevant. "Tingle Legs" Chris Mathews of MSNBC going as St Peter, the Right hand man of THE MESSIAH  Keith "I ain't got no ratings" Olberman of Messed Up NBC going as a Journalist with something important to say for once! Liberals will trick or treat disguised as REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS! And President Obama going out dressed up as that loathesome and despicable Hamas lovin Isreal hating worst President of the 20th century, Jim-mah Cah-tah!!
 
 HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE !! HHHOOOOOOooooooo!!!
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NEWS ALERT! OBAMA DIDN'T WIN THE PEACE PRIZE, IT WAS...

  Like everyone else I awoke to the news that Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The WHAT? for What? Why? HOW?
I knew something was very very wrong so your humble reporter has used my wealth of contacts (Thanks again, bubba) to get to the real story.
 
The trail took me to Chicago and a dingy little Pizza shop. Seems the owner wanted to create something special for Barak Obama who was a loyal customer for years. Luigi the Pizza Guy, decided to have a contest. Ballots would be distributed around the community to vote on what the special surprise should be. He created a committee to take suggestions and pick a surprise.
 
Along the way ACORN got wind of the voting and...WELL...y'all know what can happen when ACORN is involved in elections!
 
Word spred far and wide, mouth to mouth, via the internet, all over the world folks were talking about the Surprise for Obama. So what you ask. How does this have anything to do with the Nobel Peace prize? Well ya see it is Luigi's fault and ACORN's.Luigi's last name is
Nobella and ACORN went far and wide gathering votes for the Nobella Pizza Surprise.Rumors being what they are and language barriers etc when all this reached Europe , well...ACORN collecting thousands and thousands of ballots came to the attention of the Nobel Committee and lacking any real choices for this year's prize, though there was much support for Chavez and Ahmagiggawackjob they decided the tide was running toward Obama so he was chosen.
 
And so my friends Obama did not really win the Nobel Peace Prize for dragging his teleprompter around the world. It was all a big mistake. ACORN has already announced it is not their fault it was George Bush's fault but they will fire all involved anyway. Luigi is getting swamped with calls to franchise his pizzaria. And that is the saga of the Nobella Pizza Surprise!
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FROM THE AGE OF AQUARIUS TO THE AGE OF NEFARIOUS

The '60's were to bring about the dawning of a new age - The Age of Aquarius, where We, the young, would bring about real peace and love and happines. Yeah right. 1969 went from the orgy of sex  and drugs  that was Woodstock (I almost went there but decided at the last minute not to..I really do wish I had gone) to the orgy of murder by Manson and his band of self proclaimed hippies.
 
Most of my friends at College were Education Majors. Most were idealistic about making a real difference in teaching. Politically we were going to take the decisons out of the smoke filled rooms and into the hands of those who knew best how our political sysgtem should work - US.
 
We saw that our culture was all screwed up. It was too repressive. We wanted free sex and legalized drugs.Organized Religion was getting in the way so we dumped that for Yogis, swamis, enlightened masters from India and the far east who knew far more than our Priests, Rabis and Ministers and especially our parents, poor clueless repressed people that they were!
 
Yes, We wuz gonna really shake things up and change the world for the better. The old folks were too stuborn and set in their ways to change, at least most of them so we focused on the young - on the school systems. Get rid of the tired old Us History and Civics etc and replace them with minority histories, with World History where according to European appeasers, America was THE problem not the solution. We started with the very young, replacing kid's first reading books like David and Ann and Zip with Elmer and Cuthbert have two mommies - or two Daddys. We tossed out prayer and the Pledge of Alligiance as these awful concepts might offend little Bawney or Dweezel or Moon Spirit or who ever.
 
WOW! This new Age of Aquarius was sure going to be great! Why it took thousands of years for us to come along and usher it in!!!  
 
Fast forward - The end of the '70's find us in deep malise - STAGFLATION wafted over the land. Gasoline rationing and hours long lines at stations had been the norm.  Our embasy officials in Iran were held hostage for over 400 days - Why YES! It was the Glory Days of that loathsome and despicable Hamas lovin' Isreal hating worst President of the 20th Century good ole Jimma Cah-ta.This New Age of Aquarius sure was great so far, huh?
 
Meanwhile back in the schools, a generation of dumbed down functional illiterates were unleashed on society under the guise that social promotion was needed for the self esteem of those too lazy or stupid to learn basic skills like reading and writing - you know real hard stuff. If students couldn't be forced to learn then teachers didn't have to really teach. Time could be spent discussing things like gay marriage and carbon foot prints and Global Warming and how if only America wasn't so strong, so arrogant, so - AMERICAN, what a better place the world would be. Europe would love us. Russia would be allowed IT's turn to lead the world. If only we didn't support Isreal the Muslim states would love us.
 
As my generation got older some of us grew up and matured politically. Most just got old, still thumb thucking, whining wanting their own way. Gone was political civility. Gone were Giants of the House and Senate. People like Hubert Humphrey, Henry Jackson, Everett Dirkson, Barry Goldwater,  Mike McCormick, etc.  replaced by Bawney Fwank, Nancy Pelosi, Charles "Chuckie Schmuckie Cheese" Schumer, Chris Dodd , Joey The Clown Biden and Al "Gas Bag" Gore.
 
Those hearlding the Age Of Aquarious did so through dissent. Through demonstrations, by questioning the establishment, by exercising their right to free speach and assembly now atempt to cut off all debate on topics such as "Global Warming" and  health care reform. Anyone disagreeing with the establishment ruling Party are called RACISTS and MOBSTERS and anti-American.There is no longer good and evil, right or wrong only moral realativism what ever that is. Back in the '60's and '70's we said we were fighting for FREEDOM, for Justice, for acces to the political system, for OPEN DEBATE on the issues. What happened to all that?
 
My generation sold out it's ideals in return for POWER. The power we said we were fightinng against!.Universities are no longer places for exploring ideas and issues, now only one viewpoint is allowed on campus. The left claimed we were fighting for the masses, for the oppressed everywhere, for woman's rights - WELL, where is NOW and CODE PINK and others regarding the horrible treatment of women in Muslim countries? Where is the outrage? Where are the demonstrations against dictators like Hugo Chavez who has killed all dissent?
 
Yes, looking back to the late 1960's it is funny how a "New Age" that was supposed to change the whole political system for the good
has morphed into the ARROGANT, Pork gorged, intolerant shrill ESTABLISHMENT! The Age of Aquarious never dawned - it ushered in The Age of Nefarious! What a shame.
 
And thats, My View From The Right
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APB !! BOLO for Hilary Clinton, Secy of State

 There is much going on on the international scene. Palestinians and Isreal as usual, Iran and Nuke negotiations, North Korea, etc etc.
 
Each week Obaqma hops a plane for another photo -op with some head of state or group like the G20. In all of this one big question has
 
not ben discussed. What happened to Hilary Clinton? She gave up her Senate seat to become head of the State Department. What has
 
happened is Obama scammed her like he did the rest of us. Putting her in the Cabinet kept her from disagreeing with Obama's policies in
 
effect silencing her. I am sure this was not what she bargined for . First Obama humiliated her in the primaries now he has gaged her and
 
made her the Secy of State in name only. You can be sure the Clinton's will not let this humiliation go un-answered. Obama is rapidly using
 
up his political capital both at home and overseas. He is no longer the wonder kid dazzeling Europeans with his wisdom and charm. He has
 
been shown to be human . I predict Hilary will soon resign as Secy of State and begin exploring a bid for the 2012 nomination.
 
Obama is in fact his own Secratary of State and this will come back to bite him. Every failure such as losing the Olympics after personally
 
pleading for them falls squarely on his shoulders. He can not blame his Secy of State. Hilary was no where to be found after the last Dem
 
primary and just before the Dem Convention. I of course was concerned for her so I issued an APB in an attempt to locate her. I have
 
found that post and dusted it off and hereby re-issue the APB. Please do your part to help find Hilary Clinton!
 
 
 Oh where oh where can Hilary Clinton be? Oh where or where can she be?
 
Warning: May be armed with sarcastic slings and arrows and snide remarks. Subject has also been known to play the victim.
 
Description: No spring chicken, wearing Pants suits, known to have an ingratiating voice and a hideous cackel.
 
May be hiding out with one BJ Clinton, AKA Bubba (among other things) but not likely.
 
Warning: Subject known for merciless retaliation and take no prisoner attitude.
 
Subject has been on the lam since  January when she was sworn in as Secratary of State and is probably hungry for power: DO NOT FEED!
 
If anyone sees her and you are a conservative do NOT repeat DO NOT approach. Instead call 1-800-a b****
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